June272014

The alphabet is weird.

Let’s look at spoken language for a minute.
We make these sounds that represent reality, things, ideas. It’s an abstraction.
Alphabets consist of a series of symbols that represent those sounds. Also an abstraction.
So, any written language that uses an alphabet is, in fact, an abstraction of an abstraction of reality.
Insanity.

May222014

Man, why did I wait so long to start reading John Green??

May82014

smaugstorm:

I know how retail managers kind of give their employees a peptalk before a big holiday to prepare them for the shitstorm coming. Do you think Taco Bell managers do it before 420?

They don’t need to because they already know the employees will be celebrating just as much as the customers. We got drunk on new years eve, and, although I didn’t work that day, I’m sure everyone was stoned on 420.

April42014
April32014

J.D.’S T-SHIRTS

(Source: scrubsgifs, via dazedadrenaline)

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April22014
“So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances, my loneliness, my unique madness, my endless absorption and hunger - because I cannot dedicate myself to any fellow being.” Jack Kerouac (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via hungry-skin-vacant-meat)

March312014

So I got someone to cover my shift the other day so I could go to my friends show, and I met some people and got to see my friends and this guy there gave me a bit of acid and I had a great time and all, but the next morning I woke up and everything felt wrong and now I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Someone help.

March292014

hannahcarbons:

kyleboy21da:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

(via fromaflowertoagarden)

March282014
“I’ve had four hours of sleep in the past three days.” My life summed up in one sentence.
March242014

Apparently Grant Imahara from Myth Busters is a kick-ass Magic player

March222014
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