WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I went there once on a field trip when i was a kid, and it’s even more amazing than it looks. That place is a trip, man.
Let’s look at spoken language for a minute.
We make these sounds that represent reality, things, ideas. It’s an abstraction.
Alphabets consist of a series of symbols that represent those sounds. Also an abstraction.
So, any written language that uses an alphabet is, in fact, an abstraction of an abstraction of reality.
Man, why did I wait so long to start reading John Green??
I know how retail managers kind of give their employees a peptalk before a big holiday to prepare them for the shitstorm coming. Do you think Taco Bell managers do it before 420?
They don’t need to because they already know the employees will be celebrating just as much as the customers. We got drunk on new years eve, and, although I didn’t work that day, I’m sure everyone was stoned on 420.
So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances, my loneliness, my unique madness, my endless absorption and hunger - because I cannot dedicate myself to any fellow being.
Jack Kerouac (via aestheticintrovert)
(Source: wordsnquotes, via hungry-skin-vacant-meat)
So I got someone to cover my shift the other day so I could go to my friends show, and I met some people and got to see my friends and this guy there gave me a bit of acid and I had a great time and all, but the next morning I woke up and everything felt wrong and now I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
I’ve had four hours of sleep in the past three days.
My life summed up in one sentence.